PostsI heard Angelina Jolie had a very difficult delivery with one of her children
– she wasn’t in and had to go to the sorting office to pick it up.
SOFTWARE ENGINEERS Sms
In olden days,
a persn who sacrified his sleep,
forgot his family, food, laughter
was calld saint.
But in modern time they r called
SOFTWARE ENGINEERS
Koreans have recently brought out their own vegetarian version of an
instant noodle snack. It’s called Not Poodle.
I’ve never been to an Al-Qaeda Christmas party, but I have seen the invites. No music, no dancing,
but we promise the fastest game of pass the parcel you’ve ever seen.
I m feeling so happy, do u know why?
cause I m so lucky, do u know how?
cuz God loves me.
Do u know how?
cuz he gave me a gift.
Do u know what?
its YOU my love.
Man 2 doctor sms
A Man 2 doctor: Is there any medicine 4 long life?
Dr:Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr:No, but it will help u 2 avoid such long life thoughts.Ok?
God asked women: I am making men with hi- tech features..any suggestion..?
Women: yes,that JOY STICK meant for us should be "password protected" to avoid misuse..
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?
Three types to break mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror.
2. Take mirror and just drop it.
3. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile.
Missed call SMS
American girls Introduced cell phone, England girls Introduced sim card,
But Indian Girls Introduced, Missed Call. Chitt
Childrens day funny sms
Do u know why 14 Nov is Children's Day. It's because it
.comes exactly after 9 months from Valentine's day (14 Feb).
Twinkle twinkle sms
Nxt gen Child wil sing in school:
Twinkle twinkle litle star,
I just went 2 royal bar,Whisky rates r up so high,
So drink a beer wth chiken fry. . :-) :-) :-)
Wedding fun sms
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
- It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins
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